My Clothes Don't Fit

Well, I'm supposed to hang out with a friend tonight and I'm running into one big problem - I have nothing to wear! But I've committed to going out so I WILL figure something out. Stay tuned...

Photograph of Kermit the Frog looking out a house window to the outside.
The text says "Sorry I can't come all my clothes look stupid on me. Staying in tonight, sorry."

Update:

Ok. Here's what I've got. Comfy sweater, white nail polish, and blue lipstick because that's about all the effort I can manage at the moment.

Me in a white and blue sweater with blue lipstick and white nail polish.