Choose My Hair Color!

Friends, in the past I have dyed my hair many colors. The most notable attempts were the long dark purple head banger hair, the spiky platinum blonde super gay looking hair, and the multicolored mohawk. All of which were unfortunate decisions, and all of which required far more upkeep than I am willing to put into my hair. Straightening? Combing? Hair gel? No thank you! This time I am keeping my same old haircut which requires no upkeep. I'm just going to make it a fun color.

I'm going to use Manic Panic because it's vegan and it reminds me of my youth. I've picked out three colors: Cotton Candy Pink, Atomic Turquoise, and Mystic Heather. You are going to tell me which color to use, by leaving a blog comment with your vote. I'll dye my hair the winning color on the first Fierce Friday in May. Because obviously crowd sourcing my hair color is the best plan, right?

Option A: Cotton Candy Pink

Option B: Atomic Turquoise

Option C: Mystic Heather

Since I'm dying the hair on my head I plan to go for it and dye my armpits as well. I realize that I'm very late to the party with that particular beauty trend but I've been wanting to do it since before it became popular (when it was only the weirdo queers doing it). I also very briefly considered dying my eyebrows, facial hair, pubes, chest hair, etc but have decided that would be overkill. I'm sure you're relieved.

I'm posting some pictures of random men with these hair colors that I've ganked from the internet so you can get an idea of what they might look like on other white men who are more conventionally attractive than me.

 

 

 

And just for fun… Here's a video of some guys dying their armpit hair:

* Because it's relevant to the topic at hand, I should mention that the colorful armpit hair beauty trend isn't necessarily accessible to everyone. Here is a good article a friend of mine posted a while back about how shaving isn't always a choice for women of color.

My big questions going into this:

* Will I look like an easter egg?
* Will my armpits and head hair end up the same color?
* Do I need to bleach the hair first if I'm already blonde?
* Am I supposed to buy fancy dyed-hair shampoo now?
* Will this fade out eventually or am I gonna be shaving my hair off to get rid of it?
* WHAT COLOR WILL YOU GUYS PICK?!?!?!

Please vote for your favorite color and stay tuned for the big reveal on the first Fierce Friday in May!